Tom Cruise runs for Global President!!

Category: By Dr. Common Sense
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Fred Thompson may not be the only movie star looking for an elected position of power. Tom Cruise discusses in a recent video his plan to "fight the fight" and "help people out there" who are "depending on us" [By us referring to Scientology and not Sean Penn's politically charged Team Hollyworld].

Tom's religiously fueled promises of taking care of the unsaved seem to mirror the biblical constitutional rewrite of the Huckster. I doubt Chuck Norris would even be able to defend the evangelical takeover from the cocktail mixin’ flyboy and his galaxy traveling entourage.

I still think it would be interesting to see Tom Cruise enter the race. The primaries have such a strong politically labeled mix among them - what better than a movie star Scientologist ! Where would this country end up with Mr. Mission Impossible at the wheel.? No idea, but it sure would be one hell of a ride! Hold on tight...

Dr. Common Sense

 

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  1. Jesse Duckett January 18, 2008 at 4:37 AM
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  2. Jesse Duckett January 18, 2008 at 4:38 AM
    You know, I always figured that when Ben Stiller 'plays' Tom Cruise in skits, he is way over dramatizing the litte quirks Tom has. But after watching this video I realize that Ben was right on.

    *insert akward karate chop with a swooshing sound effect*

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