By Dr. Common Sense
While most American's closed their wallets and put away (or diced up) their credit cards one demographic bucked that trend.
In January The Latinum Network released a consumer study, conducted at the request of the Department of Labor, that showed spending by the Hispanic population had gone up 6.4%. Not only are Hispanics spending more, they are also multiplying faster as well. From 2007-2008 the Hispanic population grew at a rate of 3.2% making them the fastest growing demographic in the United States. In 2008 the Census estimates that over 15% of the population, or roughly 45 million people, are of Hispanic or Latino origin.
Now how does this relate back to the German automotive giant you ask? Volkswagen has set a high (some say unachievable) goal of selling 1 million units in the U.S. by 2018. To help them reach this goal they moved production capacity to North America and have repositioned (cheapened) the Jetta as a volume unit to compete with the likes of the Honda Civic.
One area of the U.S. market many automotive manufactures have been slow to capitalize on is the Hispanic one. The data above paints a picture of not only a fast growing demographic, but one who is trending away from thrift and embracing the American consumer mentality.
A recent opportunity posted on Volkswagen's career website indicates the German automaker may be laying the ground work to win over the hearts and minds of the Hispanic-American consumer. The position located at their rear-detachment in Michigan, is for a Product Communications Specialist who will be tasked with developing a Public Relations plan in line with their US Strategy. Whats interesting is that the description also says the person will "leverage minority publications" and be fluent in Spanish.
As a Hispanic-American and an automotive nerd I'm sure I've fantasized this into a strategic plot of grand proportion. I mean really - its only one position. It isn't like VW has Enrique Iglesias or George Lopez promoting the new Jetta (yet). I doubt celebrity personalities such as Howie Long or Mike Rowe appeal to the minority market base. Then again Dirty Jobs could be a hit on Univision.
This may only be a small step towards capturing the Hispanic market, but its a step nonetheless. I imagine others in the industry are doing just the same.
By Dr. Common Sense
A slightly graying middle aged man sits on the edge of his bed. He nervously glances at the clock, tapping his foot, wringing his hands as if pending a monumental decision.
Occasionally he looks to the door across from him [pan to door - light coming from beneath - back to man] He continues to look nervously between the clock and door.
[Camera move to door]: The light from underneath reveals the shadow of a person pacing back and forth behind the door. The door opens slowly and a woman emerges. She is staring blankly with her head slightly down showing a look of disbelief on her face. The man rises from his seated position on the edge of the bed; eyebrows raised, eyes open wide with look of anticipation overcoming him. The woman raises her head, eyes beginning to water and a large smile draws across her face. She slowly nods up and down at him.
They embrace.
[Camera zooms in on the man’s face] He grins joyfully, but his eyes tell a different story. His mind seems hard at work processing the reality of it all. He stares off into the distance as if recalling a memory...
[Flash to new scene] - Collection of clips play of the man and woman spiritedly carving through a canyon in a Chevrolet Corvette Z06.
[Flash back to bedroom] The woman pulls away a bit noticing his mixed emotions. She slowly reaches into the nightstand and pulls out what appears to be a magazine. Laying it on his chest between them, she leans up to his ear and whispers “Already ahead of you sweetheart”.
He slowly lowers the book from his chest [camera pans over the shoulder] and reveals an information pamphlet for the Cadillac CTS-V.
[Flash to scenes of CTS-V accelerating]
"Kids never looked so good".
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"We must defend America's borders!" - A common cry among the proud members of the U.S. legislature seeking re/election in the U.S and those seeking the White House nod. Of all the discussion and debate the most creative and profound idea to be produced is (drum roll)...to build...(more drum roll)..a FENCE. You got it!
A fence I said. Not just any fence though, but a soaring fence equipped with infrared night vision cameras accessible by Americans voyeur style. The ground will be lined with quicksand and those large worms from the award-winning film Tremors. The tops of the fence will house heat seeking missiles and attack owls. ABC and FOX will provide network coverage and call it Most Xtreme-America’s Border Challenge.
This will serve a few purposes. It will protect our border agents from being entwined in rock-throwing scuffles and reduce their chance of unjust incarceration. With no longer needing to shoot at drug traffickers we’ll have more agents focused on the real mission - waiting on the fence.
The fence will also serve as a sign of America’s greatness. Just think how badass China looked with a wall spanning as far as the eye could see. Speaking of which, why aren’t the Chinese being brought over to build our fence? Not only do they have the labor force, but imagine the cost-savings! Congress would have plenty of cash to spend on missile defense or more pressing matters like turtle tunnels.
There are plenty of other purposes a fence on our border would serve. Such as; giving people something to try and find on Google Earth, create a federal land dispute and it may even slow down immigration (maybe). Only time will tell both if and when a fence will grace this nation’s southern border. Until then I suggest using landmines and out of work scout snipers .
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Fred Thompson may not be the only movie star looking for an elected position of power. Tom Cruise discusses in a recent video his plan to "fight the fight" and "help people out there" who are "depending on us" [By us referring to Scientology and not Sean Penn's politically charged Team Hollyworld].
Tom's religiously fueled promises of taking care of the unsaved seem to mirror the biblical constitutional rewrite of the Huckster. I doubt Chuck Norris would even be able to defend the evangelical takeover from the cocktail mixin’ flyboy and his galaxy traveling entourage.
I still think it would be interesting to see Tom Cruise enter the race. The primaries have such a strong politically labeled mix among them - what better than a movie star Scientologist ! Where would this country end up with Mr. Mission Impossible at the wheel.? No idea, but it sure would be one hell of a ride! Hold on tight...
Dr. Common Sense
Mr. Luong gets pissed off at his wife and decides instead of slapping her around like any good Vietnamese immigrant in Alabama would do, he decides to throw his kids off a bridge instead.
Here is what I find disturbing - the confessed (keyword confessed) killer will now go before a jury to determine his sentence for hurling his four children 80ft into a freezing river. Who knows, maybe in his defense this was a technique used in Vietnam to toughen up your offspring and weed out the weak ones. Then again I highly doubt the ancestral culture of this lunatic played a role in this gruesome act.
Four counts of capital murder should easily have this guy swinging from the gallows by summer, but America loves its appeals process. I didn’t see anyone protesting the quick execution of the former president of Iraq. Did he get an appeal?
This guy will die in prison like other confessed murderous psychopaths. He’ll never see the death penalty. Crimes like this cost American’s thousands of dollars and give no deterrent to evil actions of this nature to the general public.
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