Tom Cruise runs for Global President!!
Fred Thompson may not be the only movie star looking for an elected position of power. Tom Cruise discusses in a recent video his plan to "fight the fight" and "help people out there" who are "depending on us" [By us referring to Scientology and not Sean Penn's politically charged Team Hollyworld].
Tom's religiously fueled promises of taking care of the unsaved seem to mirror the biblical constitutional rewrite of the Huckster. I doubt Chuck Norris would even be able to defend the evangelical takeover from the cocktail mixin’ flyboy and his galaxy traveling entourage.
I still think it would be interesting to see Tom Cruise enter the race. The primaries have such a strong politically labeled mix among them - what better than a movie star Scientologist ! Where would this country end up with Mr. Mission Impossible at the wheel.? No idea, but it sure would be one hell of a ride! Hold on tight...
Dr. Common Sense
*insert akward karate chop with a swooshing sound effect*